Posted by
Michael Costello on Sunday, March 06, 2011 5:00:00 PM
What would it take to win the Presidency of the United States of America today? What would your platform have to be? Is there anyone out there that has what it takes to take the most powerful job out there, perform the duties, and be successful?
The most difficult of the questions I have posed is: “Is there anyone out there that has what it takes to take the most powerful job out there, perform the duties, and be successful” so I will tackle that one last and after you see my thoughts to the other questions the answer to this one may become a bit clearer but we may still be lacking an answer.
What would it take to win the Presidency of the United States of America? (To make this easier to write I will do this in the first person or as if I was running for President). I will not be beholden to special interests groups (where have we heard that in a campaign before?) so that there is no influence on policy that is right and needed. Obviously the most crucial issue facing this nation currently is the economy and debt. First off the realization of improving one will improve the other is a basic step that the current administration just seems to trip over every day. Therefore we have to implement a “Fair and Free Trade Policy” with nations that want to trade with us under the term “Fair” and my definition of “Fair” is 50/50, not 60/40 or 70/30 in their favor but a true 50/50 “Fair and Free Trade Policy”. I believe the goods produced here in the USA are as good as anywhere in the world today, and I want to show off to the world how good we actually are.
Now comes the dirty work, our economy is strongly influenced by the price of fossil fuels and right now there are no other alternatives no matter how much money we throw at this issue. That being said, we cannot have any company or country hold an axe over the head of our economy. Sorry Middle East countries but that means you. The USA will no longer be buying oil for $100 per barrel, we will no longer be buying oil for $50 per barrel, we will be opening up all oil extraction operations everywhere in the continental USA, Alaska and Gulf of Mexico, and on top of that we are offering research grants for shale extraction technology. Do you guys have any idea how much shale oil we have? For these companies that take advantage of these free leases on oil extraction land, they will agree that they will supply oil to the USA at $40.00 per barrel, and also offer it to allies of the USA, (Great Britain, Israel, Japan, and South Korea) after that they can offer oil on the free market to other countries at whatever the free market will bear. Environmentalist groups, you are free to move about in another country, not saying we are going to be careless with our environment, we are going to be responsible and accountable. By the way, all you Middle East countries, and Mexico, going back to that “Fair Free Trade Policy” if you cannot grow food in your desert, or for you Mexico, if you are so stoned and have the munchies and eat all your food, we will again trade you dollar for dollar, food for oil as long as we are paying the $40.00 per barrel. I think I failed to mention also that we no longer recognize OPEC or the UN as legitimate organizations, as a matter of fact we have evicted the UN from NYC and they must relocate somewhere other than US soil, we have sold your building and used the money to pay down our debt, see ya! Also if any OPEC officers are found in the USA you will be arrested immediately on charges of running a monopoly and charged accordingly, sorry if I left that little bit of information out.
Now for China, my dearest China, Mr. Bush and Mr. Obama tried to sell our country to you and now I have to take it all back, you see there is a new Sheriff in town, have you seen the movie “Walking Tall” the original version? May I suggest you take a look, because that is how things are going to be. We will not renege on our debt, but make no mistake about it, if you want your money it will be on our terms not yours. Obviously we will not be taking any more of your money and we will be paying everything back with interest quicker than what Mr. Obama said and I will be looking for a interest rebate otherwise we will cut off all trade with your nation since I can get anything you have from Japan or South Korea and they are better allies of ours anyways with less human rights violations than you. Sorry, just saying, we cool?
Now how about the National Security issue? First, let us secure our borders, then second, make sure we have done number one correctly? (Are the tanks on the way to the Mexican border if not please see that they get there by sunset) If you are currently in this country illegally I suggest you let us know now. Make no mistake about it sooner or later my agents will catch you and you will be sent back home, if you own anything or have any assets, that will cover your trip back to where you came from and you will never be allowed back in because you already have committed a crime in this country. If you come to us voluntarily and we can do a background search on you and find you have no criminal record from your native country we will work out a temporary work visa for you with defined limits and tax information, and no you are not qualified for any of the benefits that our citizens receive. If we cannot verify no criminal record you will go back to your country of origin, sorry, should have followed the legal steps of entering our country in the beginning. I believe the greatest source of information we can gather for National Security will come from the CIA and FBI, these organizations need funding for the most modern equipment and most able bodies. Again, we need to be responsible, accountable and must always verify information as best as we can.
Like the current President I would go on an apology tour, I would apologize to the people of this country for having to tolerate this current President for the past four years, but don’t look back, because it is all about the future. I would apologize to the families of US soldiers that have been injured or killed in the line of duty, that is never our goal, we try to avoid this at all costs, and we owe your family a debt we can never repay for the sacrifice you have made for the rest of the country. When sick people commit acts of war like on 9/11 we must respond, and we will, and we will continue to use the modern air attacks that minimize our exposure but unfortunately there will be times where we will have to put our soldiers in harm’s way but we will always try to keep these to a minimum.
Can you imagine a candidate with that kind of platform? He would have my vote. Unfortunately the candidates today are so worried about offending someone they will never be that decisive. I did this kind of tongue in cheek but also it is what I would like to hear from someone. We must take back our country!